This idea came about from Matt Mulready, who decided to preface his performance at the first-ever BONK event with a brief list of what BONK “stands for,” as the vernacular would have it. Someone (NMR) thought it would be a nice interactive feature for this website.
Below, please find an ongoing list of what BONK might mean, if it were an acronym. We’re not sure it is, but just imagine. And, please, feel obligated — even uncomfortably pressured — to contribute your own interpretation of BONKness.
- big ol’ nasty kangaroos
- bring out noise, kicks
- bureau of new knowledge
- etc.
Bologna ontologists never kamikaze
Bemoan Odious Ne’er-do-well Kooks
boogie-oogie-noogie-kooks;blasphemy overrides nice klones(sic);brutally open new kindness;bundle of nudes killed
thank you for supplying this venue, thank you for ‘bonkism’;i want to come and play soon!!
reading from the Book Of Non-Knowledge,
my Big Old Nasty Kid
Beautiful “Otis” Nick Ki-poo
Becomes One, Nuturing Kunst.
So okay, you got me. Either this page is misbehaving or I did something wrong, as it is totally invalidating my anonymity. I’m Otis Henry and I approve this message.
Bring Out [the] Nerdy Kids?
Ok, ok…
How about:
Bugged Out Nifty Know-how? Nutty Knowlege?
Naked Killers?
being one never keen
blue o-ring negates kelp
binging! oh, needle kite….
burned out neolithic keepsake
is it the meaning of BONK that we seek, or is it The BONKing of meaning? If BONK is really KNOB in the mirror, shall we turn it together and open the door?
Bronchial Oeuvres of Nopal Kittens!
it is not a thing(K) it is a thunk~ or the sound of ones head beating ‘ganst the wall of creative indifference…
“Bring Out Nine Kayaks”, Barry Ordered, Nervously Kicking Boxes Of Nautical Knickknacks. Being Our Newest Kid, Barry Often Needs Kudos, Blessings Or Niceties. Kicking Boxes Over? Never! Kindling Bad Or Negative Karma Betrays Our Nascent Kayak Business.
(by Walt Master Flash)
Blisters on narcoleptic kleptomaniacs
Bunch of nice kids
barney offer ninety kites